Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written.
when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade
something I accidentally discovered today! (I’d imagine a lot of color theory stuff was involved with computer fonts that makes them readable and not all pixelated)
“We’re such modern guys, I think [we] would just ruin the vibe.” - Ezra Koenig on himself and CT making a 'Boardwalk Empire' cameo
what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”